Wednesday, March 10, 2010

have you ever tried vaseline?

And so begins another embarrassing story.
Only this time, my youngest sister had the honor of this fun lil conversation.


So, this is the text message that I got from her the other night at 10:30:

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Have to tell you a funny story!!
At work (Starbucks) there's a guy -
he's hilarious,
32,
just got married and just became a believer....
so we chat a lot at work since we have a lot in common.

Tonight, he leaned over and asked me,
"Have you ever tried Vaseline???"

I turned bright red and my mind went racing -
how do I answer???

So I asked,
"For what?"

He goes,
"For anything!"

I go,
"Vaseline???"

And then he said,
"NO!!!!
Fasting!!!!"

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Can you say AWKWARD???

I seriously laughed so hard that I had tears streaming down my cheeks.

Not sure what it is about my sisters and their sex talk,
but it definitely makes amazing blog material!

And after an emotional week
(ahem, two weeks, but who's counting?)
I thought we could all use a lil cheering up, right?

Thanks B-dogg!

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If you're following along with the 21 day challenge to a better you,

© 2010 "Le Musings of Moi"

32 people have something to say about all that...:

S.I.F. said...

Yep, I needed a giggle! Thanks for providing like always Summer!

Alicia said...

BWAAHAHAHAA!! i love it!!! vaseline!! ewwww.....yeah, that would be awkward! but as far as fasting goes...absolutely. 100% have a testimony of it!! hope life has settled for you mama!! miss your face!

Lace said...

Hahaha, I love it!!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Oh, that is TOO funny and totally sounds like something I would do!

Design Apprentice said...

Found your blog and love it, and I signed up for the challenge and can't wait to begin tomorrow, how inventive of you!
PS. Your poor sister, that story is pricless and hysterical all rolled in one.

Stephanie Hartman said...

Hahahaha that is halarious....Love it..

Jen said...

LOL! That is awesome.

Amanda said...

I had to read that twice to figure it out....blonde moment! lol cute story!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

hahaha that's great!

Kelly Marie said...

Hahah! Thanks for sharing (:

Summer said...

That's hilarious!

Taylor @ The Undomestic Momma said...

that is hilarious!

meredith said...

vaseline, huh?! hilarious!

Rasha said...

HILArIOIUS.. so something i would do lol

mama-face said...

Is it Vaseline or Fasting? OH my Gosh. So funny. Love your stories. And those of your loved ones. :)

Brittany said...

Bahahahaha! I'm dying!

This is HILARIOUS! Too funny!

Trudy said...

Oh my...that is hilarious! I love the stories that evolve when we hear people incorrectly.

Foursons said...

OK, I'm not sure how she heard Vaseline instead of fasting but that is hilarious!

Something new today, huh? What in the world am I gonna do?

Pamela said...

Totally something I would have done. I'm so glad your sisters have these awkward moments... They make me freaking clench the pee and run to the potty!

Lila said...

LOL, seriously I've had some overly embarrassing moments because I misunderstood something!
Lila Ferraro
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Kimmy said...

That is too funny!! Love a good laugh, thanks! :O)

frenchie said...

haha! too funny!! nice sister, helping you with inspiration!

Kishah said...

LOL! This is pretty funny :)

Jenelle "rella ella ella" said...

funny! i swear i went to school with your sis in SD for a year...she looks soooooo familiar

Acting Balanced Mom said...

thanks for the giggle! My sister used to mishear words all the time, but never thought of it as blog fodder...hmm.. stopping by from SITS - Happy Thursday!

Naughty Mommy said...

Oh that is too funny! Thanks.

shaynaleahk said...

Stopping by from SITS ---

That's a hysterical story... and definitely a story I will be repeating later :-)

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Happy day!

shaynaleahk said...

Stopping by from SITS ---

That's a hysterical story... and definitely a story I will be repeating later :-)

Please visit me at http://ShaynaLeahK.wordpress.com

Happy day!

gina said...

my first thought was yup, for everything. as a cheerleader- on my teeth to keep my lips from sticking when smiling for competitions, and now for dry skin, diaper rash, under eye wrinkles, lip gloss, shine my tattoos when i go out- the stuff is priceless to me.

OceanDreams said...

Ha ha that is so funny! I needed that but it must have been a bit awkward!

KK said...

Now that's funny!

aladdinsane12 said...

ahahahaha that's pretty amazing!

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