I've been staying away from the blog because life is complicated and messy and all things important have been COMPLETELY up in the air.
And really, I can only post about that stuff so much before even I want to pull my hair out.
So yesterday I cozied up on the couch with the rain pelting down outside, and I attempted to soothe such blue-ness while eating my weights worth of chocolate, licorice, diet soda, cookies, PB&J, and the most amazing de-lish cheese pizza....
and yes...
kind of in that order.
Weirdly, it didn't help.
Here's what did:
At the end of my mopey day, I headed out to pick up my foster son from preschool.
As I walked in, I found that not a one of the teachers would look me in the eye.
Perhaps they noticed I hadn't showered?
Oh no.
It was worse.
As his teacher handed me his things, one of which was the plastic bag that had held his lunch, she said with a smile, "I think you may have packed a little something extra for his lunch today."
Confused, I began to undo the DOUBLE KNOT of the bag and cautiously I peered inside....
....only to see my STRAPLESS BRA.
My 32A (since the secrets out anyway),
what appears to be a training bra but really isn't,
strapless bra.
Inside my fosters son lunch bag.
At his private christian preschool.
Where sometimes the pastor lunches with the kids.
Where I have to show my face twice a week....
And because I wanted them to think I had noticed I went the day without it, I exclaimed,
"Oh! So, that's where it was! I was so looking for it all day!"
Um. Ya.
She went on to tell me with a giggle that they all had a good laugh as the entire preschool sat at the lunch table while my little guy whipped out the contents of his lunch before them all, and then yelled,
"A BRA?!? WHAT IS A BRA DOING IN MY LUNCH?!?"
And seriously, what WAS a bra doing in his lunch?
You don't want to know.
In my defense, it WAS an accident though.
Poor kid.
As though being in a foster home wasn't enough to send him to therapy....now he'll really have issues.
At the very least, it totally made me laugh.
An honest, from my gut, laugh....
and while it was at my expense,
it was still the exact medicine I needed.
© 2010 "Le Musings of Moi"
26 comments:
This is THE best story.
That's hilarious! Poor kid. I bet the teachers laughed so hard! What the heck was it doing in his lunch!
oh dear. that's all I can say. :) I hope you're doing ok otherwise; miss you.
Hope things are getting better for you! I've missed reading your posts. :)
Hahaha- classic story. I'm sure it will be retold for years to come.
I thought this was hilarious when I read it on FB yesterday... today as I read this I laughed hysterically and my girls looked at me like I was crazy. Seriously, how the heck does a bra get in a lunch bag? So funny.
That is freaking hilarious. I thought my mothers mouldy sarnies for lunch were humiliating - now I can finally let go as your poor foster son (and the teachers, paster and you) will NEVER forget this story. Hope you are laughing about it now hun? Take care sweetie missed your posts.
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LOVE IT! And I hope you are back to yoru spunky self and posts soon.
Now that IS funny. :)
Miss you.
ohhh honey!
That was a gift from God :) lol
Okay.. maybe God did not put your bra in your lunch box.. but that laugh was from him! The one you needed to make your whole self feel better
They say he works in mysterious ways :)))
Oh my goodness I am dying over here! That is definitely something I would do!! hahahaha
Wow!
I am sorry that things are going so well - I have been staying away from my blog for the very same reason :( *Hugs* to you!
I think this will be a story that you'll for sure be able to laugh about for many years! My mom is a preschool teacher at a Catholic Preschool and has had worse things than a bra in the lunch if you believe that.
A kid was playing with a condom once during her story time - no joke.
Oh my gosh.. I needed that today!! Thanks for the laugh!
Haha so funny. Totally made me smile. :)
Wait, are you at the same preschool??? Have I not seen you??
Super funny story, that kind of stuff happens to the best of us :)
hahaha, wow!
xo
Katy
Oh I am CRACKING up! Poor kid is for sure going to be scared for life now, but then again... aren't we all?!? ;)
O..M.. G.. LOL!!! That is too funny!!! So embarrassing, but so funny that you just have to laugh it off. Def a story to remember =)
Came across your blog over at "Stilettos and Diapers". Your post was so funny!! Can't believe your bra made the lunch bag lol!! Thanks for sharing :)
LOL so funny! All you can do is laugh it off! Thanks for sharing!
i love that i am absent from le musings for, like, ever, and when i finally set aside time to sit down and catch up, THIS is what i find! something to make me fall on the floor in stitches! seriously, laughin my booty off! thanks summer, you are the best thing, ever.
xoxo
That's awesome.
That is hilarious! I especially liked how you handled it :)
Oh my goodness!!! Hahahaha! How does that even happen? Although, I put things in the weirdest places too.
Lol, honestly you pull off the cute embarrassing moments well. I think alot more people do than they think. I'm sure in some of my more mortified moments, someone was thinking, she is sooo cute.
HAHAHAHAHA omg you were right lady-this is hillllarious. I needed that laugh.
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